Joke........

Just seen this joke on YSA site

3 women in a cafe.
First woman said, ‘I’m having a boob job.’
Second woman said, ‘I’m having my twat bleached.’
Third woman said, ‘I can’t imagine your husband with blond hair

Coloured man on the top deck of a bus wanking merrily away, woman gets on the bus at the next stop, sits behind him then notices what he's up to, shocked she says to him "you scum" he replies "ahh nose ahs cum, ahs cum twice already"






I'll get me coat

More jokes from YSA site



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85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 15% haven't been to prison yet.

Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I
can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My Face'

I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit
slow but fcuk me pass the parcel was fast!

Two Irish couples decide to swap partners.
Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best fcuk I've ever had, I wonder
how the girls got on ?

......more

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN

KISS HER
CARESS HER
CUDDLE HER
CHARM HER
PRAISE HER
PAMPER HER


TO SATISFY A MAN













SUCK HIS KN*B



PADDY ON TENTH FLOOR OF BURNIN BUILDIN
FIREMAN SHOUTS "JUMP LAD WE WILL CATCH YOU IN THIS BLANKET"
PADDY SHOUTS BACK "F*CK OFF I DONT TRUST YOU, LAY IT ON THE FLOOR"

Another not so good joke

When is a fairy not a fairy?

When she's sucking a pixie's cock.............


..........then she's a goblin


Boy goes into parents bedroom an sez to dad 'Wots the difference between a vagina and a cunt?'
dad lifts up the mothers nighty 'That's a vagina'
Boy 'Wow, can I touch it?'
'NO! that'll wake the cunt up!


Look I can only put up wot I get sent :[img]http://sm 's

boy cums down stairs n says to his dad--''whats-love juice''??-----dad thinks its about time his boy and him had a chat-so he sits him down and starts--blah blah blah.....then hopefully she gets nice n wet down there so you can then stick your willy in and etc etc etc----and that wetness is called ''love juice son''--the boy looking abit sick by now says ok then dad cheers,his dad sez why-what you watchin in yer bedroom son???-------tennis dad-tennis!!!!

2 birds on there way home from a nite out-they want to go for a pee so nip into the local cemetary,one wipes herself with her knickers and throws them away-one looks round for something to wipe with and decides to use a wreath.........................................................following nite both there husbands are sat in the pub together and the first guy says..''think our lass is having an affair-come home without any knickers on last night''---second bloke--''thats nowt,our lass come home with a little note up her muff saying-thanks for the great times-from all the lads at the fire station!!!!

The reverend John Flaps on seeing one of his female parisioners drunk, in the local pub, was trying to assist her out of the pub when they both tripped and he ended up on top of the lady..............

On seeing this the Landlord shouted Eh ! M8 you can't do that in here............ to which the reverend replied ............ you don't understand I'm Pastor Flaps.......... to which the Landlord replied ............... If your that far carry on M8 but don't do in here again

paster flaps!!!!!!=ace!!!

Had this sent by text




Elton John and George Michael have teamed up to compose a gay musical based on the Wizard of Oz..............


They're calling it 'Swallow My Yellow Thick Load'..........


Soz, best I've had today

little boy comes running into his mum in the kitchen and sez-''grannys got a prawn''--so his mum lets him take her to show her 'grannys prawn''----on seeing gran fast asleep on the sette with her bits hanging out he points to grannys prawn---his mum sez ''thats not her prawn son-its her clitoris''----boy replies---------------''well it tastes like a prawn''!!!!!! :[img]http://ww

andyL wrote:

little boy comes running into his mum in the kitchen and sez-''grannys got a prawn''--so his mum lets him take her to show her 'grannys prawn''----on seeing gran fast asleep on the sette with her bits hanging out he points to grannys prawn---his mum sez ''thats not her prawn son-its her clitoris''----boy replies---------------''well it tastes like a prawn''!!!!!! :[img]http://ww

Bloke's wife went missing while holidaying on the Australian coast.
He spent a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there was a knock at the door and he was confronted
by a couple of pretty miserable policemen, the old Sarge and a
younger Constable.

The Sarge said: "Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately
some really bad news, but, some good news and maybe some really
good news."

"Well," says the bloke, "You'd better let me have it both barrels,
what's the bad news?"

The Sarge said, "I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."

The bloke was naturally pretty distressed to hear this and had a bit
of a turn. After a few minutes he pulled himself together and asked
what the good news was.

The sarge said, "Well when we got your wife up there were quite a
few really good sized crays and swag of edible crabs in and around
her swimsuit, so we've brought you your share." And he handed
the bloke a bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.

"Gee thanks," said the man. "They're bloody beaut... I guess it's an
ill wind and all that. Now, what's the really good news?"

"Well", the Sarge said, "Me and young Bill here get off duty at around
11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!...
You fancy comin' along?"