my first tip is when working on your scooter and you end up with highly flammable liquid on your hands do not i repeat do not flick your hands off to dry them in the vicinity of a naked flame thankyou and work safe

my tip follows that kinda--if thats using petrol to blast grease off your engine casing and the highly flammable vapours are creeping closer and closer to your lit ciggy---slightly turn yer chin up-like you would if you were gurning-this moves the lit ciggy out the way just enought to stop yer sphincter from goin into spasm :<a href=htt :<a href=htt






i take no responsability whatsoever for injuries happening to oneself whilst carrying out any of my really useless tips

you could just smoke same rollies as me
the bastards never lit anyway ...thought id save some money and im doin 30 quid a feckin week on lighters now

Now there is a funny story to this, are we all sitting cumfy?. Then i will begin. Once upon a time

top tip dont let solly work on your scoot in any garage

for more fire safty tips watch this space

ps fire can cause burning