left handed tea cups at one side of yer cupboard and yer right handed ones
at other side ....makes it easier t tell the difference if yer get left handed
people call for a cuppa ....





another good tip is when yer go out on
piss ...make a camp bed up at side o shitter ...
then you dont have t keep running to the bastard
to throw up .....

Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating
cakes again